Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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