Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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