3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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