Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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