You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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