Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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