please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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