I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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