Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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