Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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