I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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