I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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