Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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