HIV tests are more positive than that guy
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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