I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Dignity is for republicans.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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