What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Drunk is not a location!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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