Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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