I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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