Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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