hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Randomize
