Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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