cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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