it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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