Joe is yelling at the trees again.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
She needs sedatives and a leash
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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