I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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