they need to just BURY HIM!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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