she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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