The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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