You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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