yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You ruined the universe
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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