just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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