i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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