No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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