People with herpes should wear stickers.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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