On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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