So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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