What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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