I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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