ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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