I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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