He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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