sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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