there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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