Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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