if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
