I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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