he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
