Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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