she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
His nipple licking is glorious
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