he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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