we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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