It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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