I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
